Third Cassette

by Open Relationship

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released June 1, 2011

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Track Name: Condom Aisle
Condom aisle condom aisle fuck it’s vile condom aisle condom aisle condom aisle what size what style condom aisle had to borrow ten bucks from my mom I told her I needed a ticket to prom standing here makes me feel fucking weird it’s like everyone knows what I’m doing here the girl at the counter better keep her mouth shut she’ll totally think that I’m a slut I can’t look anyone in the eye condom aisle makes me wanna fucking die condom aisle condom aisle fuck it’s vile condom aisle condom aisle condom aisle what size what style condom aisle
Track Name: Born Weird
born weird born weird born weird I was born weird born weird born weird born weird I was born weird I don’t wanna brush my hair I don’t want to I don’t care and I don’t want to smile at you or get introduced to anyone new and I don’t wanna wash my clothes or line my shoes up into rows and I don’t care if you think I’m pretty I don’t wanna know cause it makes me feel shitty and I don’t care if I ever get married because meeting boys is super fucking scary born weird born weird born weird I was born weird born weird born weird born weird I was born weird
Track Name: Stick and Poke
all of my friends are going to say to me that they think I give it up to easily but now all the world can see that you belong to me they can see that you’re the only boy for me I got out some ink I got out some thread I boiled the needle before bed I’ll stick and poke your name into my leg I’m thinking of you you’re in my head I wish you were here but instead I’ll stick and poke your name into my leg
Track Name: Total Randoms
i used to think i like you but i don't give a fuck of course this happened to me 'cause it's just my luck well nothing makes me happy because everything sucks and everyday i wish that i'd get hit by a truck well crying in public is a pretty big deal but i'm getting pretty used to the way that i feel i'm probably pmsing i'll blame it on that i can't stop eating and i feel kinda fat i need a boy who treats me like shit and only likes me a just a little bit i just don't want you to call all the time ignore me for awhile and we'll be fine i that i told you it's cool and we're friends because i didn't think you'd call in the end it's hard to say exactly what it is just yet but i'm sure i don't like you my mind is set i've never been happy with the boys in this town i just get to know them to have someone around i liked you at first but you're kind of a dick the thought of making out with you makes me feel sick i need a boy who treats me like shit and only likes me just a little bit i just don't want you to call all the time ignore me who awhile and we'll be fine i need a boy who treats me like shit
Track Name: Teen Sex Party
we're going to the lake for a teen sex party filling up bottles with our parents' bacardi it's getting fucking dark and i can't find my thong now the cops came by and they're gonna call my mom kids making out with other kids now thetis lake is filled with jizz teen sex teen sex teen sex party teen sex teen sex teen sex party
Track Name: Life Behind Bars
hey don't you wanna talk about money and cars don't you wanna hear about how we'll go far don't you wanna spend your time out at the bars being that stupid has never been hard real life shit is a fucking joke there's no more to living than liquor and coke you never really wanted a brain that can think you wanted high heeled shoes and a fancy drink you don't need to have thoughts of your own all you have to do is pull out yer phone in the middle of winter you still gotta tan and you don't feel safe if you're not with a man hey
Track Name: No Parents!
no parents no parents i'm on my own no parents no parents i hope they never come home no parents no parents when they call on the phone no parents no parents of course i'm alone mom and dad just left on a ten day cruise i'm gonna party all week and drink their booze my boyfriend's in a punk band my friends will all do keg stands i better hide all my mom's nice stuff because there's gonna be a party and shit's gonna get rough some kid just puked on my parents bed when they get home i'm better off dead they wouldn't let me pierce my tongue they think it's slutty and i'm too young but they're away they can't stop me i borrowed my best friend's fake id no parents no parents i'm on my own no parents no parents i hope they never come home no parents no parents when they call on the phone no parents no parents of course i'm alone