BORN WEIRD EP

by Open Relationship

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Victoria ARFI
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Victoria ARFI I totally dig the guitar sound, the lyrics, and the general vibe of the EP. <3 Favorite track: STICK AND POKE.
Steve Bailey
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Steve Bailey I LOVE this record. Energetic, gritty, melodic, music with amazingly honest and hilarious lyrics. I also love the live off-the-floor sound. It's like the Lewd, Avengers, Adverts and Slits all rolled into one. Born Weird made this very, very old punk, very, very happy. Thank you!
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recorded live december 2011 at our practice space in victoria.

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released August 1, 2012

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Track Name: PUBLIC
willows beach, gonzales beach, dallas beach, every beach
bay street bridge, moss rock, inner harbour on the dock

finger bang in public, finger bang in public public public

rat shack, logans pub, at the ramp and every night club
thetis lake, in the park, alley by lucky after dark

finger bang in public, finger bang in public public public public
Track Name: BORN WEIRD
born weird, born weird, born weird, born weird, i was born weird
born weird, born weird, born weird, i was born weird

i don't wanna brush my hair, i don't want to i don't care
and i don't wanna go outside, don't wanna talk to you, i'd rather hide
and i don't care if you think i'm pretty, i'd rather not know cause it makes me feel shitty
and i don't wanna wash my clothes, or line my shoes up into rows
and i don't wanna smile at you, or get introduced to anyone new
and i don't care if i ever get married, cause meeting boys is super fucking scary
Track Name: CONDOM AISLE
condom aisle condom aisle fuck it's vile condom aisle
condom aisle condom aisle what size what style condom aisle
borrowed ten bucks from my mom told her i needed a ticket to prom
standing here i feel super weird it's like everyone knows what i'm doing in here
the girl at the counter better keep her mouth shut
she's probably gonna think that i'm a slut
can't look anyone in the eye condom aisle makes me wanna fucking die
Track Name: OPEN RELATIONSHIP
well you can sleep when your dead and i might as well be, i've got way too many feelings inside of me
i don't know what i like and i don't know what i don't, i know what i should do but i know that i wont
everyone acts like they feel ok, but what do they really know anyway
i just don't get what's going on, everyone's totally doing it wrong

well nothing ever goes the way that you want it but if you don't really like her, then at least be honest
well nothing ever goes the way that you want it but if you don't think she's cool, why are you still on it

some girls want boys and that's all they've got, are there more important things well i guess not
always trying to figure out what's in his head, well you should go and read a fucking book instead
he doesn't wanna hang but sex is still fine, you thought it was gonna be different this time
i don't understand it not one bit, girls are always worried about the same dumb shit

well nothing ever goes the way that you want it but if you don't really like her then at least be honest
well nothing ever goes the way that you want it but if you don't think she's cool, why are you still on it
Track Name: TEEN SEX PARTY
we're going to the lake for a teen sex party
filling up bottles with our parent's bacardi
it's getting fucking dark and i can't find my thong
cops came by now their gonna call my mom

kids making out with other kids, now thetis lake is filled with jizz

teen sex teen sex teen sex party teen sex teen sex teen sex party teen sex teen sex teen sex party teen sex teen sex teen sex party
Track Name: TOTAL RANDOMS
i used to think i liked you but i don't give a fuck
of course this happened to me cause it's just my luck
well nothing makes me happy because everything sucks
every day i wish that i'd get hit by a truck
crying in public is a pretty big deal
but i'm getting pretty used to the way that i feel
i'm probably pmsing, i'll blame it on that
i can't stop eating and i feel kinda fat

i need a boy who treats me like shit
and only likes me just a little bit
i just don't want you to call all the time
ignore me for a while and we'll be fine

i know that i told you, it's cool and we're friends
because i didn't think you'd call in the end
it's hard to say exactly what it is just yet but i'm sure i don't like you, my mind is set
i've never been happy with the boys in this town
i just get to know them to have someone around
i liked you at first but you're kind of a dick
the thought of making out with you makes me feel sick
Track Name: STICK AND POKE
all of my friends are going to say to me that they think I give it up to easily but now all the world can see that you belong to me they can see that you’re the only boy for me I got out some ink I got out some thread I boiled the needle before bed I’ll stick and poke your name into my leg I’m thinking of you you’re in my head I wish you were here but instead I’ll stick and poke your name into my leg